I wish I could give you all the details of my day but Jelissa has asked me not to blog full details. So I can tell you this.....there was lots of poo in my house this morning. To make a long story short Darius decided that he wanted to change his own poppy pull up today.
What this lead to was poop everywhere in his room. When I say everywhere I really mean everywhere and on everything. I truly think that this was the day I could have taken my child out. It was not until he looked up at me with his big brown eyes and said "mommy I helped you, right mommy".
The really answer would have went something like "NO YOU DID NOT HELP ME. YOU MADE A PERFECTLY GOOD DAY VERY CRAPPY! I JUST CLEANED THIS BLANKET LAST WEEK REMEMBER....YOU PEED ON IT REMEMBER. HELP ME! YOU COULD HELP ME BY NOT POOPING IN YOUR PULL-UP, YOU COULD HELP ME BY POOPING IN THE TOILET BECAUSE WE ARE WORKING ON 2 MONTHS OF POTTY TRAINING, YOU COULD HELP ME BY NOT RUBBING YOU BUTT ALL OVER THE BLANKETS AFTER YOU TAKE OFF YOUR POOPY PULL-UP."
And yet the answer went something like this "Darius, you did not help me honey. You need to tell mommy when you are poopy so I can change you. Daruis you need to stop pooping in your pull-up you are a big boy remember."
Lets just say you are glad that I'm not a picture taker....these are pics you would not have wanted to see.
And just for the record YES Cynthia was in the room :(
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